I've been a bad, bad boy...

...And I know I should be good. I'm going to level with you guys. It's been a good long while since I actually put pencil to paper and worked on my comic. I'm ashamed. But with each passing day of shame, my resolve to change my ways (LOL I JUST FARTED WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS LOL IT WAS SO LOUD) and resume my work grows ever stronger.

I haven't forgotten about the comic - on the contrary, I think of it often. As a matter of fact, I think it's probably been on my mind even more than when I'm working on it regularly. I'm still out there, living life, logging the wacky-ass shit that goes down erryday. I feel bad for leaving such a huge gap between updates, but know this: there is a day of reckoning fast approaching. Soon there will be a day in which I return with a vengeful flurry of updates, a day in which I rise up and smite the lazy and stagnant Jarvis that has replaced me. Soon there will be updates, my fans, my friends...my foes.

Soon.

I have a backlog of semi-interesting shit that has happened over the past month for me to illustrate, so there is no shortage of material. The problem is simply my work ethic. Speaking of which, I have my first essay for the semester due in the upcoming week, which I need to begin work on imminently. But after that, my friends...after that you will understand the TRUE MEANING OF UPDATE

EXPECT ME

13 - A Beautiful Mind

12 - Rick-man

I Have a REALLY Good Excuse.

I've been working since I got back, and too exhausted to do just about anything besides play video games by the time I finish a shift. Fortunately, my final shift is tomorrow, following which you kind people will be able to once again read of my fanciful folleys (follies?) (folLY?) covering the last week or so.

Sorry again folks. I know that many of you are absolutely desperate for a new update. The only advice I can give you is just TRY to get some sleep. I know it's hard not to think about it 24/7, but I assure you that I will get you the medicine to cure your painful ailments as soon as is humanly possible.

Leave of Absence

Unfortunately for the Internet, I'm going to be away for the next seven days. I'm visiting far off and distant lands, to stay with the family of my girlfriend. I expect that I'll have a real rip-roarin' time, and that all of you, yes ALL of you my precious fanbase will hear all about it when I get back.

Try not to lose your marbles without me around to sooth your troubled minds.

LOL C U L8R

:D

11 - Into the Black

Back Cover of "The Madventures of Jarvis McFarlane" Issue 1, Volume 1, First Edition, First Print

I'm going to clean up and straighten out all of the comics before they reach print. Unfortunately I don't have access to that sort of space-age technology gizmo right now, but I will do in the near future. I expect they'll look far less DIY by the time I finish. Enjoy!

Front Cover of "The Madventures of Jarvis McFarlane." Issue 1, Volume 1, First Edition, First Print

Sorry I haven't been as regular as I'd like to be with the updates. I intend to amend my ways. You know the story. I've been busy, out there, living it. Life. Regardless, I apologise to my seething fans, those chosen few who boost my hitcount. Whenever I do the math and realise that there are 3 or 4 hits which haven't been me, a special warm and fuzzy feeling begins to emanate from within. Thank you, guys. You matter to me, whoever you are.

Part of the reason I've been absent is that I've been making some major preparations for the upcoming literary debut of "The Madventures of Jarvis McFarlane." Below is the front cover of my premier publication, which I will soon personally deliver to the highest bidder of the hungry publication houses.

10 - Cookin' With Jarvis

9 - LOL Internet

8 - Jab at the Hut

7 - Back to my Roots

6 - Eureka

5 - To the Bank

4 - Clutterface

3 - Hero the Kitteh

2 - At the Supermarket

1 - In the Beginning

Welcome, friend.

Greetings. I'm glad that you're here, that you've decided to join me in the chronicles of my daily life. What I'm doing isn't by any means new or original, but I hope you'll enjoy it all the same.

What follows are a series of accounts of my day-to-day existence. I hope that by keeping a diary of my movements and activities, I can gain a firmer understanding of what it means to be human being. The human experience, folks, in a tasty and easy to read format.

To keep myself from rambling, I'll cut myself short with the following description. This is an autobiographical daily(ish) comic. I try to pap one out at the end of every day, a log of that day's proceedings. That's really all you need to know, if I'm being honest. And I am. Trust me. This is my DIARY, do you UNDERSTAND?